In 4 Days (S4 Premiere) - Derek
[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]
[european scream of shut the fuck up, america]
It’s literally going to be a full moon on Friday.
Friday the Thirteenth.
It’s basically like it’s asking all the witchy types to do shit.
*drops chicken gizzards into boiling pot* sorry what?
THREE DAYS AGO Y’ALL WERE CALLING JOHN GREEN THE DEN MOTHER OF TUMBLR AND NOW YOU’RE GETTING MAD BECAUSE HE GOT EXCITED ABOUT HIS OWN DAMN BOOK BECOMING A MOVIE AND HAVING SOMETHING RELATIVELY PROGRESSIVE IN IT THIS MAN HAS DONE SO GODDAMN MUCH FOR SO MANY CAUSES AND HE’S PUT OUT LOVE AND GOOD MESSAGES TO SO MANY PEOPLE AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE SPITTING HIS WAY BECAUSE HE HAD CONFIDENCE AND SELF LOVE I HAVE NEVER HATED TUMBLR THE WAY I DO RIGHT NOW
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*